It sounded better than it turned out

“Find a way to stick an eye in a pie because the Pie-clops name is too good” but unlike rubber dinosaurs, there weren’t any spare eyes lying around the living room that day. So the guts of a scotch egg went into a scotch pie!

Probably needed “double scotch” to find it funny, too.

Of course this is referring back to Cyclops the mythical one-eyed Greek monster… in case you were wondering